Thursday, May 25, 2006

fatty olympics

uh-oh, with jason's help (i.e. antagonizing comments) i've managed to start a two-team eating competition, combining three very potent ingredients to create the fatty olympics:

- i am in america;
- i am a food beast;
- i am very competitive

looks like i am well on my way to 300 pounds by tomorrow evening, when i fly back to jolly old blighty.

i don't want to go back to england! even though this is american soil, overall this is north america...i quite like being on this side of the pond and am loathe to head back to studying and exams, poo. there space in north america to breathe - to stretch your arms out without fear of knocking into 7 million people. i can see the stars at night. i can breathe in air that won't leave me with black snot. life is easy-going and laidback here.

i can't wait until i'm home.

CET
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

May I join your Fatty Olympics? There is nothing like travelling to the US of A for work to fatten you up....eating like an American on someone else's bill is a great plan!

3:27 p.m.
Canuckian's Evil Twin said...

nope, the fatty olympics are over and fortunately/unfortunately i did not reach my 300 pound goal. perhaps 5 or 10 but certainly not 300, alas...what's your final tally jason?

4:47 p.m.

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